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Top 10 Lame Excuses for Speeding

 

  1. I was driving with the flow of traffic.

  2. I was accelerating to climb a hill - (it is tough to slow down my big SUV.)

  3. I have a perfect driving record.

  4. He clocked a different "black" car.

  5. There was a car on my tailbone, and I was trying to get away from him.

  6. I had to use the bathroom, and nobody would let me over.

  7. I thought he was following me, so I sped to get away. (it was an undercover cop dummy!)

  8. I had to speed up to pass another car.

  9. It was a speed trap.

  10. There is no way I was going that fast, my elderly parents were in the car. 

  11. It was a rental car, my usual car doesn't go that fast.

  12. The Speed limit just changed from 60 to 45.