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David Letterberg's ^©
Top 10 (or more) Lame Speeding Excuses 
told to officers

1. I was driving with the flow of traffic.

2. I was going down hill.

3. I have a perfect driving record.

4. He clocked a different "black" car.

5. There was a car on my tailbone, and I was trying to get away from him.

6. I had to use the bathroom, and nobody would let me over.

7. I thought he was following me, so I sped to get away. (it was an undercover cop dummy!)

8. I had to speed up to pass another car.

9. It was a speed trap.

10. There is no way I was going that fast, my elderly parents were in the car. 

11. It was a rental car, my usual car doesn't go that fast.

12. The Speed limit just changed from 50 to 35.

13. I am from another country and I thought I was going 100 kmh instead of 100 mph an hour.

14. I showed the officer PBA card and he still gave me a ticket.