Why you need to
hire an attorney for a traffic ticket.
Most people who represent themselves in traffic court fall flat on
their faces and lose "big time." Or, they waste hours of time
for little benefit. (like the poor sap who traveled from
Maine to Hoboken N.J. to fight a parking ticket.) I see it every day
and it saddens me. No offense to anyone, but quite simply,
the average person has no clue about how the system works.
People accept plea bargains which carry points. People
negotiate with the wrong people!
Or, if someone is foolish enough to have a trial, they try to beat the
cops with "clever questioning." Or, even more pathetic,
people say, "there is no way that I was going 90..." Against
the polished testimony of a cop, this kind of court room antics leads
to a guaranteed conviction.
Remember, the cops are almost always believed in court. Those cops are
in that court every day and they are on a first name basis with the
court staff. When the cop walks in and the clerk says, "Hey
Bobby, where yah eating lunch today?" then it is time to pack up and go
home.
While we are on the topic, save your $14.95 and don't buy those
tempting "Beat your Speeding ticket" pamphlets available on the
web.
If you do order the pamphlet, make sure to order some mustard too,
because mustard goes well with bologna.
Hire me and get a lawyer who knows
the system.
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| HOW TO AVOID GETTING STOPPED | IF YOU DO GET
STOPPED (HEAVEN FORBID) |
|---|---|
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IF
THE COP ASKS "Do you know why I stopped you?" Say:
"No, Sir." Remember, believe it or not, Cops have hearts too. They have discretion as to whether to give you the summons or not. So it may be worth trying to talk your way out of the ticket by being nice. However, usually you have no chance, they have already made up their mind to give you the ticket. The #1 rule is: |
| 1) Traffic Violations Bureau (Staten Island being the worst of the worst) |
| 2) Pleasant Valley Town Court, Ducthess County |
| 3) Bronxville Village Court, Westchester County |
| 4) Ossining Village Court, Westchester County |
| 5) Warwick Village Court, Orange County, New York |
| 6) Florham Park Municipal Court, New Jersey |
| 7) Schroon Lake Justice Court, Essex County New York |
| 8) Mamaroneck Village Court, Westchester County New York |
| 9) Scarsdale Village Court, Westchester County |
| 10) Watertown Town Court, Jefferson County, New York |
| 11) Tenafly Municipal Court, New Jersey |
| 12) Great Neck Estates Village Court, Nassau County |
| 13) Pound Ridge Village Court, Westchester County |
| 13) Croton on Hudson, Westchester County |

A Former
Cop
at your service





